Pagan Idol: rate your favorite gods

Godchecker not only has tons of great information about deities from around the world written in a informative and humorous style, but it also features a Deity of the Day.

Here’s a sample from the Chinese god, Monkey:

From the beginning of time, a certain rock on the Mountain of Fruit and Flowers had been soaking up the goodness of nature and QI energy. One day this pregnant rock released a stone egg, and from it hatched a Stone Ape, who solemnly bowed to the Four Corners of the Earth — then jumped off to have fun.

This was MONKEY. He was high-spirited, egotistical and full of mischievous pranks. He was soon having a wonderful time as King of the Apes. But a niggling worry began to gnaw at him — one which would change his life. The Monkey King feared Death.

There are also essays, some theory and they just added a section for Christian Saints. Not only a useful reference for catching up on your mythology, but an entertaining one.

Own Your Own Rocket Belt!

Screen Shot 2017-08-20 at 11.37.00 AMThere are a few bits of technology that have represented the future since the 50s. The flying car, a robot maid and the rocket belt. Well, thanks to Tecnologia Aerospcial Mexicana you can now buy your own Rocket Belt!

The price might hold you back, $250,000, but if enough rich people buy them, the price will come down as they go into mass production. Only then will the future we have been promised come into being.

Here’s what you get for your money:

1. A fully-tested, custom-made flying rocket belt
2. This belt has been proved to be the most stable design and easier to fly
3. A special machine to make our own unlimited supply of rocket fuel
4. Hands-on training in the process and the equipment
5. Flight training of 10 flights in your own rocket belt
6. Maintenance and setup training
7. 24/7 expert support
8. Housing and food are included during training

They have a warning about using a machine from another company:

Be aware of people that offer plans, parts or a rocket belt that has not flown and tested because you will be killed.
The Rocket Belt is NOT a machine that you can make and fly easily, if someone offers to you plans or parts to make a “cheap” Rocket Belt ask for a demonstration and see an actual flight, don’t be the test pilot of a deadly machine.

All I know is that it’s pretty and shiny and I could jump over the building where I live with a single bound. Plenty of tempting video and picture galleries on their site.

Rocket Belt Site

Creativity tip: think like a squirrel

Screen Shot 2017-08-18 at 7.48.57 PMIn his book Overachievement John Eliot discusses how to get into a Trusting Mindset (A mindset of accomplishment) by thinking like a squirrel. He also defines an opposing method of thought called the Training Mindset. This is how we think when practicing to do something. The process of learning and getting better is a completely different mindset than actually doing something.

In the Training Mindset, you second-guess what you do. You think about it while you are doing it and evaluate every move to see if you can make it better. While practicing you should be analytical and critical, but are those helpful when you are actually doing something? How do you get into that Trusting Mindset that lets you just use what you’ve learned without over-thinking the process? In the book, Eliot states that a lot of mediocre achievers never get beyond this Training Mindset.

He uses squirrels to make his point about Trusting Mindset. Squirrels, he points out, don’t really think, they just react to their surroundings. When a squirrel is presented with a telephone wire to cross, it doesn’t consider how windy it is or how high the wire is off the ground, it just scrambles across. People get nervous and start think about falling and calculating how fast they should move to maximize safety as they make their way across the wire.

Another example of Trusting Mindset is tossing a set of car keys to someone. It’s an easy task, you can do it without thinking. Suppose someone told you that you could get a million dollars for successfully tossing them a set of keys. Would raising the stakes change your process? Would you be able to do it? Would it decrease your chances? It would flip you instantly into Training Mindset.

Here are some adjectives Eliot uses to describe a Trusting Mindset: Accepting, Instinctive, Playful, Letting it Happen.

He also says, “The Trusting Mindset is what you were in before you knew any better.”

To use the Trusting Mindset, he advises “practice, practice, practice” and that you should come to accept and enjoy the pressure that comes with creating something. Expect the fear and reservations that come when you are starting something new and let them become part of the experience while you focus your abilities and remain confident. Don’t not do something because you are worried about failure. In other words, there is no secret except knowing how you always feel before you begin and letting go of those emotions while you are creating.

Once you start creating, become that squirrel, unconsciously using every ability you have to get across that wire without fear or stopping to consider the consequences.

Be a squirrel.

Link to book.

Lost Art Form – Vaudeville!

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Vaudeville! The Library of Congress has a great selection of available recordings, films and other information about that lost form of entertainment, the vaudeville stage. You can listen to The Arkansas Traveller, a comedy sketch that dates back to at least 1852! A Laughing Sketch, there were lots of these. It was basically a sketch where something happened and someone with an infectious laugh started laughing until everyone on stage and the whole crowd joined in on the mass hysteria. Or just enjoy a dramatic reading like this one.

They don’t have video collection online, but if you find a title you like in their archive, search youtube, I found Animal Act With Baboon, Dog and Donkey.

There are also scanned scripts available. The featured script right now is The Lone Hand Four Aces (To be acted by a Troupe of Educated Dogs). Most of the scripts read as if they are transcribed from someone describing the stage act to someone else. Which they probably were. Scripts in English and Yiddish.

Perfect for research, inspiration and entertainment.

Billy Wilder’s Tips For Writers

 

Billy Wilder Tips for Writers

Billy Wilder wrote and directed some of the best movies ever made, including Some Like It Hot and The Apartment. In Conversations with Bill WIlder, Cameron Crowe interviews him in great detail about all his films. It’s one of the best books about making movies I’ve ever read.

In the appendix Crowe included Bill Wilder’s 10 tips for writers. I recommend picking up the book for a further discussion of all these points, but there’s a lot of practical wisdom in the list itself.

Billy Wilder’s Tips For Writers

  1. The audience is fickle.
  2. Grab ’em by the throat and never let ’em go.
  3. Develop a clean line of action for your leading character.
  4. Know where you’re going.
  5. The more subtle and elegant  you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
  6. If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is the first act.
  7. A tip from Lubitsch. Let the audience add up two plus two. They’ll love you forever.
  8. In doing voice-overs, be careful not to describe what the audience already sees.  Add to what they are seeing.
  9. The event that occurs at the second-act curtain triggers the end of the movie.
  10. The third act must build, build, build in tempo and action until the last event, and then-
  11. -that’s it. Don’t hang around.

Link To Book

Exploring Perspectives – 99 Ways to Tell a Story

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Matt Madden has a truly genius book called 99 Ways to Tell a Story: Exercises in Style. He took the same simple one page script and told the story in 99 varying artistic styles. It’s beautifully done and a great reminder about all the choices we make when creating something.

 

Here’s an interesting look inside the book and how it’s being used.

New Orleans Insane Asylum Patient Records (1882-84)

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These are the records of the New Orleans City Insane Asylum from the late 1800s as provided by the New Orleans Public Library. Every single entry is a short story waiting to be written. This is fascinating reading. The person writing them even passes moral judgment on them in a way that seems odd now, but is very revealing. Even though it was probably written by multiple people, I found myself imagining a single overworked nurse keeping the records.

Here is one example:

Mary Jane, female, colored, about 35 years of age, native of N.O. La., widow, recommended her commitment to the State Insane Asylum, at Jackson, La on November 7th, 1882, finding her suffering from Hallucinations.
This woman is noisy & turbulent. She is a slave to the belief that she has been injured and that her children have been killed. Once before she was arrested & brought to the Parish Prison for the charge of Insanity. Being in doubt, I gave her the benefit of the doubt & released her not insane, but to-day there can be no doubt.

Read them all by clicking here